martes, 2 de febrero de 2010

Como ligar en un velorio

Estoy seguro de que en el mundo existen muchas personas frustradas y ociosas que se dedican a hacer planes infalibles sobre como ligar. El otro día pasé en frente de una funeraria J. García López y se me ocurrió la mejor forma de logarlo.

Para que esto funcione el velorio tiene que ser de un desconocido. Se recomienda buscar velorios con mujeres guapas(u hombres guapos en el caso de que sean mujeres o homosexuales). Una vez que se ha escogido el velorio se cuela uno y busca a una pareja que sea de su agrado, de preferencia que esté llorando y muy triste. Entonces uno la abraza y le dice: " No se quien seas pero me duele mucho ver a cualquier persona sufrir tanto, lo siento mucho" o alguna pendejada por el estilo.

Ya que ella/él cree que eres una persona linda que comprende el sufrimiento ajeno y que la va a apoyar toda la vida le puedes decir que deje de llorar, que la invitas por un café en ese hotel de paso que está cruzando la calle "dicen que tiene un pastel de queso delicioso".

Si no funciona una vez intentenlo en otro velorio.

10 comentarios:

sirako dijo...

el final de post es magistral, fue como escuchar una sinfonía romántica completa en 40 segundos.

RAFA dijo...

de haber sabido esto hace un mes que se murió mi tía abuela, ya andaría con una norteña.

Rubo dijo...

Oye, avisa que no funciona con el muerto.

Tatiana Manzur dijo...

Eres el colmo primo...
por cierto a como yo sigo tu blog tu sigue el mioooo!!!

Anónimo dijo...

China and Russia put the blame on some screwed up experiments of US for the earthquake that happened in Haiti.
Chinese and Russian Military scientists, these reports say, are concurring with Canadian researcher, and former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief of Forbes Magazine, Benjamin Fulford, who in a very disturbing video released from his Japanese offices to the American public, details how the United States attacked China by the firing of a 90 Million Volt Shockwave from the Americans High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) facilities in Alaska
If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
I came across this [url=http://universalages.com/hot-news/what-happened-in-haiti-is-it-related-to-haarp/]article about Haiti Earthquake[/url] in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.

Sender Eleven dijo...

Las viudas compadre, esas son materia dispuesta.

Forrester dijo...

Me gusta el ligue.
Ya viste? por andar haciendo cosas poco éticas vas a causar una guerra de terremotos entre China y EU....

El hombre de hielo dijo...

Y si no funciona el ligue mínimo ya le sacaste un repegón a la afligida.

Lo malo es que la gente que llora en los velorios lleva como 3 días sin bañarse.

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